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Caterham high school 

This school is famously shit it was known as complete and utter majesty but is now rarely heard about The girls there bang out Victoria secret scents and act prestige although desperate at 5/10 average and the mandem all act bad even when they are privileged nerds who play minecraft whilst listening to drill music
That girl is from caterham high school don’t link her
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caterham high school 

a school where all da gyals breathe in victoria secret and have more knowledge on how to have sex then how to shower and they all act like prestige retards and think mandem are chasing there non - existent arses when there punaanis smell like fish and they go to dere little nitty raves full of unseasoned cabbages den they think dere bad cos theu know Digga D nd all da greytings love lightskins buh dere all butters den da mandem think dere all bad and they think they can do drill and chef any man dat comes dere way when they piss dere pants in front of dere marj 99% of da students are too brave and all da midget yr 8's think there on shit but they flex dere dads p's its a school full of nitty's and deres pnly a couple of real people da rest are fake nd chat ab eachother dont send ur child here dont need more man to join.
dis girl from caterham high school sucked me off in bside McDonald's toilets den started crying cos i used her for slops.
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