Catch & Release 

What you are doing if your date is married to someone else.

Are you single? I won't date you if you are already married. I don't do Catch & Release.

Catch & Release by the Duchess of Demos March 14, 2009

catch and release 

Catch and release - n - the practice of hooking up with someone and not becoming emotionally/physically attached to them.

As a result, other people have a chance to hook up with this person because he or she has been "caught and released" back into the wild.

Ben: "Yo I nailed this girl last night"

Dave: "So are you going to call her later?"

Ben: "Hell no man, I practice catch and release. That way, you can have a shot with her next weekend."

Dave: "Thanks Ben. You are a great person and a noble gentleman."

catch and release by urmomma42 March 9, 2006

Cleveland Catch-and-Release 

This task will require the following items: 1)experienced angler 2)one 4 ot worm hook 3)open-faced reel equipped with 40lb. test line 4)8 ft. surf rod 5)good ditch or hiding spot 6)oncoming traffic 7)minimum 6-8" length freshly squeezed turd. Preparation: with all components assembled for angling, hook turd at the head. Action: With rod in hand, squat out of sight and wait until you see a potential catch(vehicle). As it approaches at a minimum speed of 55 mph, come out of cover and heave-ho your stink-bait toward driver side window. Once it sticks, wait for tension on the line, hook and let it run with it. Once at end of spool, remember the fight and cut line.

While stopped at Highway 60 and Waverly I saw a sherrif get hit with the good old Cleveland Catch-and-release.

Cleveland Catch-and-Release by B. C. Anderson October 1, 2008

Catch and Release 

When you have been tied down to a girl so long that you need to play the field and sniff the fresh muff. However, you merely escalate it to the point of hooking up and then release her before anything physical occurs. Hence, Catch and Release.

Go out with your boys. Sniff around, maybe even get a booty dance. Get her number, delete it, and then go back home to your girl. Catch and Release.

Catch and Release by DawgFace12 March 21, 2016

Catch and Release 

A port-o-john user's key to survival.

The user carefully hangs several strips of toilet paper from the toilet seat into the port-o-john, creating a dangling basket, also known as the "crap trap". The user then rests his derrière on the seat and begins to void his bowels in comfort, knowing the threat of a geyser shooting straight up his mud canal has been mitigated by the hanging "shit swing". This completes the the first part of the process known as the CATCH.

After the poo purge is complete, the user then simply leans forward, allowing the basket to fall to its inevitable doom in the blue waters below, and thus completing the last part of the process known as the RELEASE.

Note: This method was created and perfected in rather austere conditions and has proven to be an invaluable tool in one's survival of plastic public toilets.

They had just emptied the port-o-let. I was in a rush but I should have used the catch and release method... When my crap hit the pool below, a minty fresh blue stream shot right up my butthole, leaving me shaking in the fetal position on the plastic floor. It was as though i had just experienced my first bout with prison sex.

Catch and Release by M@dm@n May 28, 2012

catch and release 

to catch feces in your hand and throw it away

Jon was too tired to get out of the shower to poop and his poop was too big to stomp down the drain so he pulled a "catch and release" and tossed it into the toilet.

catch and release by jo_rel May 18, 2014