A port-o-john user's key to survival.
The user carefully hangs several strips of toilet
paper from the toilet seat into the port-o-john, creating a dangling basket, also known as the "crap
trap". The user then rests his derrière on the seat and begins to
void his bowels in comfort, knowing the threat of a geyser shooting straight up his mud canal has been mitigated by the hanging "shit
swing". This completes the the first part of the process known as the CATCH.
After the poo purge is complete, the user then simply leans forward, allowing the basket to fall to its inevitable doom in the blue waters below, and thus completing the last part of the process known as the RELEASE.
Note: This method was created and perfected in rather austere conditions and has proven to be an invaluable tool in
one's survival of
plastic public toilets.
They had just emptied the port-o-let. I was in a rush but I should have used the catch and release method... When my crap hit the pool below, a minty
fresh blue stream shot right up my
butthole, leaving me shaking in the fetal position on the
plastic floor. It was as though i had just experienced my first bout with prison sex.