cat fart

The foulest form of wordfart known to man, originating from the colon of a domestic feline, especially when said feline is sitting in the lap of its respective owner.

Damn dude! That smelled just like a cat fart! Go find a litter box, will ya?!

by Anonymous November 9, 2003

Cat Fart

n. A horribly smelly, wet, inhuman fart. It smells like it came from a cat, but it comes from a person. Can cause vomiting, headaches, and loss of life.

Her: What the FUCK is that smell?

Him: I farted.

Her: No you didn't that couldn't have been you it smells too bad.

Him: It definitely was me.

Her: Holy shit that smells like a cat fart! OH MY GOD. *pukes*

by treximeanbob January 23, 2011

cat fart

A fart like sound being emitted from the vagina. Also known as queef.

Bob heard a fart come from her vagina. Known as a cat fart.

by Wanda12399BOB February 13, 2008

cat fart

When someone of asian origin passes wind, and the stench lingers

Ohhhh that cat fart is unbelievable! Can sure smell some cat in that one!

by Chesty LaRue May 21, 2003

Fart Cat

Skunk

Watch out, that's a fart cat.

by BSOD1969 December 20, 2022

Farting like a barbers cat

Made up shite insisted on by my father and uncle and made up by my grandad

“You’re farting like a barbers cat”

“Dad that doesnt make any sense you just made it up”

by Iwa b July 3, 2020

Farting like the Barber's Cat

Breaking wind repeatedly and noisily.

Father's triple portion of baked beans washed down with half a crate of Mexican beer resulted in a terrific 'trumpet involuntary', and Mother complained that he was farting like the Barber's Cat.

by Muriel De Vinney June 23, 2022