In addition to what a purely literal reading of the word suggests ("the study of maps") it is also the ancient art of divination of future events through maps and charts based on geographical features of the real world. One who is trained in the practice of these sacred rituals is called a Cartologist. This honorable profession is not to be confused with the mere trade of the "Cartographer" who can only be considered a technician in comparison. A true Cartologist has been endowed with the skills to foretell one's path in life by observing the intricate geometrical figures on any kind of topographical map (that is reasonably accurate) depicting the subject's immediate surroundings at the moment of the soothsaying. It has also been described as "navigational forecasting" and "finding one's way" with the clear intention of alluding to the spiritual connotations of said expressions.

We're lost! We will have to consult the map. Is there anyone here who's been inaugurated to the cult of Cartology?
Let the Cartologist read the map! He will know where we're going.

Cartology by MEGATiN! July 21, 2011

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cartilage

1. n. The hard (but softer than bone) stuff in your body that holds it together. Your nose and ears are made of cartilage, as well as Sharks skeletons and that crappy hard stuff in your meat.

"Did you see that episode of Ultimate Fighter? The guy broke the cartilage in his nose right in half!"

cartilage by Thomual October 21, 2005

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Hardilidge Cartilage

When you get wet or get a raging boner from a good rub and finger/tongue fuck in the ear

Hey baby I love the way you work your tounge on my ear canal, giving me a hardilidge cartilage

Hardilidge Cartilage by The Mortimaster August 12, 2017

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