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Carter Beauford 

The drummer, percussionist and 1/2 of the rhythm section for the Dave Matthews Band, known for his marathon solos, thundering, lightning quick beats, and drum tricks. The name is pronounced (bo-ferd) but is commonly mispronounced. Common considered one of the greatest drummers of the alternative rock era, he has done side projects with several bands and his influence resounds through the world and music industry.
"Carter Beauford on the drums! Carter Beauford on the drums! That's my good friend Carter Beauford right there on the drums!"
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Carter Beauford 

Carter Beauford is the Drummer of Dave Matthews Band. He has also worked with Victor Wooten to create some beastly music. He is thought to be some type of Human/Alien hybrid because of how insanely amazing he is on the drums.
"Dude, Carter Beauford is amazing at drums!"
"I know, I heard he fell and got cut and he started to bleed green, cause he's an Alien"
Carter Beauford by BlackDogz February 15, 2009

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026