Carrot top

When a sexual partner with a micropenis becomes erect but still provides lots of silly sex toys as entertainment during coitus.
I went over to his house and he pulled a carrot top on me!
by Fix Your Board October 30, 2019
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Carrot top

A skinny dumbass who sucks his friend's cock, can often be seen looking at homes planning to bulldoze the homes to place sex dungeons.
by Haybale June 16, 2017
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Carrot Topped

1. Senseless pummeling of one's ass using an orange edible taproot.

2. Having the head of a flamboyant, curly-haired ginger shoved up your ass.

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a. 19th Century Amish festival featuring hundreds of carrots and a few dozen curious young men.
Awww shit! I know I'mma get carrot topped for skipping school last Thursday.
by Filthy Penguins March 16, 2010
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Carrot Top

1. A person with red hair. See Also: red head

2. Scott Thompson, a widely known mediocre comic that is extremely obnoxious. See Also: Gilbert Gottfried
Oh crap, is Carrot Top on television AGAIN!?!
by sixgunsamurai August 21, 2003
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Carrot Top

Someone who has orange hair, creates the term '40 for a half.' and dislikes meal vouchers to give as gifts .. like to pretend they are loaded but proper skint. Is a mummies boy through and through and crys many times when his mum doesn't give him a kiss and cuddle before bedtime. Also likes to disrespect woman and has a dick like a frankfurter.
by Marmite332 November 26, 2022
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carrot top

a shite comic who lives in the rich area of Winter Park.
by KRHimself October 24, 2004
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Carrot Top

Nobody likes Carrot Top, so why is he still on the air?
by BlastMaster May 19, 2003
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