Carroll Gardens 

Neighborhood of Brooklyn on the other side of the Gowanus from Park Slope. Used to be mostly Italians but now it's just rich white hipsters in tiny million dollar apartments. There's a pizzeria on basically every block right along with a stupidly expensive coffee shop for all the hipsters. Home to Carroll Park where all the popular rich kids from Park Slope and the surrounding area do drugs.

Carroll Gardens is the most boring neighborhood ever unless you like $20 coffee or illegal drugs.

Carroll Gardens by the internet, personified May 19, 2024