Carpet snake 

Invisible, mythical creatures whose only objective is to trip you and make it seem as if you've tripped over your own 2 feet.

Eve tripped, then shouted "Carpet snake!" when we laughed at her.

Carpet snake by rebeccah January 23, 2007

Carpet snake 

A person who is laying down whole day on the living room floor with no use,jobless,often getting wasted or watching tv

Briony laid down whole day as a carpet snake.

Carpet snake by talemah June 9, 2010

Carpet Snake 

Carpet Snake is when a girl has a landing strip and a frighteningly long and floppy clit which resembles a snake

Man! That blonde has a major carpet snake!

Carpet Snake by OG TWIDDLEDIDDLES April 9, 2015

Carpet Snake 

A smooth operator who likes to fly under the radar. Comes across as nice and well intentioned but be weary, as soon as the opportunity arises they strike.

Keep them away from the wife.

Don’t give them anything they can use against you to their advantage.

Generally less is more with these types.

Old mate is a real carpet snake, give him nothing because he’ll throw you under the bus

Carpet Snake by Chips Magee June 10, 2022

Carpet sake bomb 

When you insert a shot of sake into a cat’s asshole along with chopsticks, and proceed to scoop out the butt cheese and enjoy!

Hey SakeKing, can you grab the carpet cleaner and some plastic shot glasses? We’re having a carpet sake bomb tonight. Treat the cat with kindness and don’t get it on the walls or that’s -2 points.

Carpet sake bomb by MeSsiBoI May 2, 2022