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carl sandburg middle school 

Is a middle school consisting of 98 percent of mexicans. Is a miniature version of Mundelein High School. This school consists of dances every month consisting of neverending grind lines, amazing athletics,(with the exception of females),abnormally sized choirs, and middle schoolers in possesion of drugs.
Also know as if Fremont consisted of all mexicans, and Carl Sandburg Middle School having no air condition throughout the whole year.
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Carl Sandburg Middle School 

Located in Mundelein, Illinois, this school is a hotspot for Drugs, Teenage pregnancies, Mexicans and sluts. Lots and lots of sluts. Sadly, only one of those four is a good thing. Be warned, any and all students may want to kill themselves, since classes are trash and the students trashier.
Bob: Don't you go to that trashy shitshow of a school, Bob 2?

Bob 2: Yeah i do, Bob.

Bob: What's it called again? Retard land? Hell? Mexico?

Bob 2: No, it's called Carl Sandburg Middle School

Carl Sandburg Middle School 

The worst fucking school you can ever go to its in shitty new jersey. Full of people with fake accents and fake people. A shitload of sluts and douchebags.
1 "where do you go to school?"
2"Carl Sandburg Middle School"
1 "SLUT!!!!!!!"

Carl Sandburg Middle School 

A school consisting of assholes and mexicans. A great school if you are looking to get pregnant before you turn 11. Although the school has good athletics, mainly the cross country team, also known for running from the cops every sunday afternoon.
1: Didn't you go to Carl Sandburg Middle School?
2: Yea, I ran for the cross country team. Practices were mostly running from cops, though....
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026