Care Parade 

When more than one nurse pushes their medication cart down the hallway of the hospital ward

There went the care parade to live the dream of saving lives.

Care Parade by pmedic January 27, 2012

care paradox 

A paradox that states that anyone who claims to not care about something cares enough to say that he or she does not care and therefore is interpreting the information given. A very uncommon phrase used to proclaim when one "does not care" and yelled at someone to annoy the crap out of them, as in the example below:

Person that does not care (PDC): Well i don't care about that
Annoying person: Care paradox!
PDC: I don't care about that either.
Annoying person: Care paradox!
PDC: Just shut up, won't you?
Annoying person: Well I can still say what I want! Right to free speech, remember?
PDC: Well, I don't-
Annoying person: Care -
PDC: Yeah. Now I really don't care.
Annoying person: Do you know what care paradox is? Look above this conversation. You'll understand soon enough.
PDC: I do and do not care.

care paradox by CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULA June 26, 2016

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016