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carbon fiber 

Carbon fiber is an expensvie and near pointless upgrade that most kids living in thier parents basement add to their honda civics. (you know who you are)
Ricer: Hey man, I just got my new carbon fiber hood!

Non-retard: Really? Thats awesome, maybe next time you could actually spend money on making your car faster.

Carbon Fiber 

An item of "style" that psycologically increases Perfomance and/or Horse Power
Ya, I got this carbon fiber shift knob frum Auta-zone and i got 8 hoss power frum it. DAWG!!
Carbon Fiber by Dragonpyro June 12, 2003

Carbon Fiber 

Basically just fancy, reinforced plastic.
Dude 1: "Dude, look at my new $40,000 carbon fiber road bike."

Dude 2: "You're an idiot."
Carbon Fiber by H0BBES December 29, 2006

Carbon Fiber 

Something that should not be used in a tube shaped submersible meant for dives to the Titanic
“Shit! We shouldn’t have used carbon fiber on this Oceangate fucking tras-“
(Implosion)

Carbon Fibber 

Not real carbon fiber. A cheap alternative that looks similar. Usually found accenting the air vents and dash boards of Ricer Hondas.
Ricer: Damn DAWG, check out that Carbon Fiber in that dudes CAR!
Enthusiast: Thats not carbon fiber, thats carbon fibber.
Carbon Fibber by SgtSeanzie April 17, 2010

Carbon Fibre Mullet 

Describes people (usually male sportsmen) who think their use of the latest gear turns them into desirable sports heroes. It takes the traditional low brow mullet to a new form… still business in the front and party in the back. Just lightweights in the middle (mental arena).
Look at my new ski gear… going to shred the hills man. Yeah, right. You’re a shoe-in for Captain of the carbon fibre mullet team, loser.
Carbon Fibre Mullet by Manney November 22, 2023