Carbflation 

The doubling of points for carbohydrates with the new Weight Watchers Points Plus program.

I stopped eating bagel thins for breakfast because of carbflation.

Carbflation by Pali-Girl January 23, 2011

Fecal Carbonation

The feeling caused by holding in a fart, that results in the poop being carbonated with the unpassed gas. The resulting poop is bubbly and airy, and often painful to excrete.

Man, I've been holding in so many farts that I'm getting fecal carbonation!

My asshole just got torn apart by my shit's fecal carbonation.

Fecal Carbonation by theaman97 November 25, 2013

Carbonation Heart 

When one chugs a carbonated drink to fast thus causing pain in the chest.

Matt: Ah dude! I drank my soda to fast and now I got bad carbonation heart.
Alex: Dude that sucks!

Carbonation Heart by IcePhreak October 22, 2014

Cabflation

The unprecedented inflation of cabbage prices...induced by a sovereign debt crisis.

Dude, I'm gonna make like $10,000 an acre hydroponically growing cabbage...it'll be fucking sweet.

Cabbage prices are going to the moon! You just don't get it...I don't see it the same way.

Have you heard about the recent cole slaw shortage? Yeah dog, it's totally cabflation.

Bro, I went to buy some cabbage at the store but it was like way too expensive...it would have cost a boat full of gold.

Cabflation by Knowledge and Gold Dropper August 14, 2010

Coffee Carbonation 

The act of a nice lovely lady using her back side to carbonate my fresh cup of java.

Tonya did us all a favor, not only by eating lots of cabbage, but saving that sweet nectar to carbonate my coffee. She’s mastered coffee carbonation.

Coffee Carbonation by Ghoul July 26, 2018

Cartilation

When Playboi Carti's music finally makes sense and you transcend to another state of being.

Gigachad has airpods in and looks like he's having an encounter with god.

Dude 1: Yo what's up with him

Dude 2: oh he's just having a Cartilation

Dude 1: Oh shit good for him

Cartilation by exoss October 3, 2022

capflation 

Capflation: Captain America mains work harder than anyone for their eliminations in marvel rivals due to american inflated ego Any kill to death (KD) ratio instantly becomes x30 kills.

Just got a 6 kills and 4 deaths. Hold on capflation means I really got 36 kills and 4 deaths! : Flexes muscles and shouts Murica!!!

capflation by MR MIXER February 26, 2025