Car Crash

When some dumbass on his phone hits a duck on the A303 and swerves into the path of an oncoming lorry.

Whats the hold up?

Some dumb shit caused a car crash.

by TigerManGaming February 20, 2019

Car Crash

When two gay men are trying to fuck their dicks but either one or both dicks break.

Doctor:"How did this happen?" Gay Man:"we were in a car crash...

by Nintendo Portable Device June 17, 2018

Car Crash

When you see a. Hella sexy person while u driving n (BAM SLAM) CAR CRASH

Daammm you see a sexy person next thang you know (Bam Slam) ur in a (CAR CRASH.)

by JustKeepSwimminDots. October 11, 2019

car crash

When role playing inserting a car crash is a sure fire way to boost the fun factor by 100%. This has been adapted into the real world.

Amy: God, I'm so bored.
Alicia: CAR CRASH!

by onedayrobotswillcry June 30, 2008

Car crash

A thing his girlfriend should get into bc i hate her

Omg my car came in a car crash omg

by IM FUCKING YOUR DAD LOL November 25, 2022

Car crash

When you swallow a pinga and shelve a pinga and they meet in the middle and crash there for an internal car crash.

I car crashed at revs

by Get gacked November 6, 2023

Car Crash TV

Any TV program that, like a recent car crash in the street, you know you shouldn't watch, you know you'll regret looking, but you just can't help yourself!

"The auditions section on that 'search for a star' reality TV show are proper Car Crash TV, aren't they?" Eurovision, Big Brother, Punk'd, any and all painfully uncomfortable reality shows.

by ..wil May 23, 2006