Car condom

A condom that you keep in your car for when you feel the need to masturbate in the car but don’t want to cleanup with your sock or towel

When I’m on a long drive, I make sure I use a car condom so I keep any mess contained in the condom

Car condom by Daddy djinn April 29, 2026

car lot condom

Stating that you know owner of a car lot to fend off car salesmen regardless if you know the individual or not. Generally used when the annoying car salesman attempts to sell you a piece of crap.

Shaun used his car lot condom to keep the salesmen away.

car lot condom by LtMark July 7, 2008

condom car 

A car with so little value, or such complex repairs, that you drive it until it breaks and throw it away.

Know what a used geo metro and a new toyota prius have in common, they're both condom cars.

condom car by DarwinB September 14, 2013