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Captains Tan

When a person turns red from drinking Captain Morgan or any other hard liquor.

Guy 1: dude look at Jesse's sunburn! Hes gonna be hurting tomorrow!

Jesse: Naw thats my fuckn captains tan!

by Novacaine86 May 16, 2010

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CaptainStarplex

You salty nigger with a fat left toe who spits on 3 year old children.

That guy acts like CaptainStarplex.

by TheCommunistsAdvbenturist December 11, 2016

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