Captain Vagina

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A man loudly claiming to be a feminist who will fight gallantly in arguing women's issues that have nothing to do with him, often for the sole purpose of getting sex. Very often beta male types.

He's just playing Captain Vagina because he has no other way of getting laid

Captain Vagina by Psychedelichousewife February 9, 2017

Words you can keep

Captain Vagina

A guy who just had his first Sex-Ed class and thinks it's ok to say vagina.

Dude 1: Awsome! I can say vagina now without getting yelled at.

Dude 2: Man, you're being such a Captain Vagina.

Captain Vagina by Shitpie June 4, 2007

Captain Vagina Man

The person in a friendship group who thinks they are hard but will die a virgin

Omg look it’s Captain Vagina man and his cacti!

Captain Vagina Man by Wedge12345 November 22, 2021

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026