Captain Dick Suck

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A man that has made his way by being a know it all yet is a joke and sucking off others of metaphorically to get the high ranking job that he did, by being a sycophant a person who acts obsequiously toward someone important in order to gain an advantage over others- like you.

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Thank you- captain dick suck! for being a no it all in your job. yet we all know how you got there, don't we?
by M. R. Duriez October 09, 2018
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Captain Suck

My OC, who is looking for ways to break da law
Captain Suck sucks, he stole shit from my room
by PhoneGuyYT February 27, 2025
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