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Captain Michael Biehn

When you are making sweet tender love to a woman you scoop out a spoonful of Bush’s baked beans out of the can and spoon it on her anus and stuff it in with your penis.
My boyfriend gave me a Captain Michael Biehn last night and my butt is still shittin beans out.
by RatchetBrant February 1, 2022
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