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Captain Gay

A very gay and pdifile like young man on Bannister neighboorhood swim team in Waldorf Maryland. He walks around with a boner in his speedo and stares at other young women on the team with a boner.
also he "does too much karate" and is sometimes too tired from karate to practice

fuckin fag
man, you see Captain Gay today, he had another boner and touched Kimmy with it the perve
by Blake a.k.a Wolverine March 15, 2005
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Captain Gay

an individual that continuously plays with his nuts and is notorious for stripping down naked in a room full of guys. pretends to drop the soap accidentally/frequently and can be commonly seen on the streets of Lake Forest searching for troggs especially those who like to get shafted in the poop shoot. claims to play varsity sport at Cal Poly Pomona
hey captain gay, stop jackin off in front of me.
by schuerta December 8, 2007
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Captain Gay

Captain Gay is an awesome super hero that wears a rainbow flag as a cape, and has a mini transgender flag on (because he is transgender). He also wears rainbow suspenders and a rainbow word shirt, with grayish/ black skinny jeans, eyeliner, and black converse Chuck Taylor's. Don't forget about his sidekick captain Blurry face. And they are the most friendly super hero's ever. He can charm everyone, while she can blast good music.
Captain gay is here, so is Captain blurry face, time to rock out.
by Captain gay's favorite fan March 31, 2017
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Captain Gaydar

1. An interesting song by the band The Locust. I'm going to leave it at that. Go read the lyrics, enlighten yourself.

2. Someone who can easily tell if someone is straight or gay/bisexual. Yes, I'm making this up.

3. An interesting name to call your friends for no good reason.
1. OMGZ! Have you heard that hxc song by The Locust? The Captain Gaydar one?

2. You are such a Captain Gaydar. I can't believe Portia de Rossi is a lesbian! How'd you know?!

3. Yo Captain Gaydar, pass the ketchup.
by Brizzleeeeeee July 30, 2008
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Captain Gayhab

An insult referring to the almost piratical amounts of gayness being exhibited by a person. Also a nod to "Captain Ahab" from Herman Melville's Moby Dick, so one can appear homophobic and well read at the same time. Fantastic.
"Hey Captain Gayhab, haven't you a brown whale to harpoon?"
by SamuelL.Jack July 2, 2009
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Captain Gayfart

A DJ at a filthy night club that resembles a monkey with a prawn smelling ding dong.
by Strawberry shortcake September 2, 2014
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Captain Gaylord

A total douchebag named Tim from the OC (the real one) who frequently does drugs, frequents prisons, and throws away his life. Has been known to have freaky sex on Matt's coffee table. Warning: Ass cheeks may be visible during coffee table coitus.
"Damn it Adrian, you didnt really invite Captain Gaylord to Europe with us did you?"
by Cockmonkey December 3, 2004
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