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A total douchebag named Tim from the OC (the real one) who frequently does drugs, frequents prisons, and throws away his life. Has been known to have freaky sex on Matt's coffee table. Warning: Ass cheeks may be visible during coffee table coitus.
"Damn it Adrian, you didnt really invite Captain Gaylord to Europe with us did you?"
by Cockmonkey December 03, 2004
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