Captain Cracker Share definition Flag When a White guy takes to much pride in the simple fact that he is a White person Person 1: "Oh boy! im sure proud i was born a White guy!!!!" Person 2: "Shut up Captain Cracker." Captain Cracker by lil Buddha September 6, 2013 0 0 Get merch Get the Captain Cracker mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch