Captain Clutch

Captain Clutch is the greatest vine editor in the world. He uses the power of sexyness and his toenails to create the best edits out there. 5k followers and counting

Dude #1: Dude did you see Captain Clutch's newest edit?

Dude #2: Yeah man it was so hot I jizzed

Captain Clutch by DwyaneWade September 20, 2016

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Captain clutch

A simp who is constantly talking to his crush.

Bro, John is being captain clutch over there to Amy.

Captain clutch by Hiiam_larry May 11, 2020

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Captain Clutch

This is Lion's quarterback Matthew Stafford, the greatest and most clutch qb in the nf;

Did you see matthew staffords comeback against the cowboys? He is called captain clutch for a reason.

Captain Clutch by matthew staffords son September 10, 2020

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captain clutch rider

Excessively rides the clutch in car

Joe is such a captain clutch rider!

captain clutch rider by Gottathingforamusclecar January 17, 2018

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Clutchitize me captain

A phrase used after you clutched and did something great last minute.

"Both teams need one more point to win!!"
"Got'em we won...Clutchitize me captain!!"

Clutchitize me captain by jmanpsu November 13, 2009

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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