captain c

Cialis, the drug that helps one maintain an erection for long periods of time

"Wow, i am so glad that i had pleny of captain c's on hand for the marathon of sex i had with mia this weekend. A true miathon needs Capt. C's!"

by mia's friend September 2, 2007

Captain Cunnilingus

A superhero who flies around looking for girls who want to be eaten out!

Hey look it's Captain Cunnilingus!!

by Kcally June 14, 2008

captain clusterfuck

A person who is completely unable to do anything right or to make things work. If given any task he/she will fuck it up causing problems for everybody.

Mike: How will be in charge of the christmas office party this year?

Al: I will take the title of marster of the ceremony?
Mike: Al, the only title you can take is Captain Clusterfuck. You can not organize a trip to the bathroom, let alone a party. Everything given to you is doomed for failure.

by buck neckid ALM December 6, 2010

Captain Charisma

Christian's nickname since he is one of the most charismatic wrestlers in the WWE today.

"I'm Captain Charisma and that's how I roll."-Christian

by Alex January 5, 2005

Captain Cuck

A LOSER NERD with a good paycheck but absolutely no game whatsoever frequents a strip club, falls in love and ends up marrying a stripper who later traps him with child then gets super fat and unfuckable. This loser nerd stays in the marriage to avoid paying alimony but the fat ex stripper gets a new boyfriend who moves in and the pathetic loser nerd pays for everything.

Jalisco, a mild mannered banquet captain by day, but by night he becomes

CAPTAIN CUCK!!!!
Able to hear loud screams and moans in a single sigh
Able to hold his knees tight to his chest as he cries himself to sleep every night

by meqanick68 May 15, 2023

Captain Cunt

One who exhibits extreme cunt-like tendencies and behavior. Captain of all cunts.

"Captain Cunt needs to drop the attitude before I bitch slap her in the face"

by yourmomlovesit July 28, 2009

Captain Cornhole

Captain Cornhole is what you call a guy who is a BIG asshole! Simply calling someone "Captain" is enough if everyone around already knows what you are talking about about.

Who asked you for your opinion Captain Cornhole?

by htownfun August 22, 2009