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Captain Birdseye 

Bit of a wind up merchant who appears on the CFC Chat page
Likes to wind up other posters with strange paedophile like phrases
Captain Birdseye by Psychologist October 11, 2003
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Captain Birdseye 

A paedophile hu lives on an island with kids.
Yarr kiddies its the fish finger pinchers Com ere me hearties grab hold ov me mast an quick check me cannon balls. Giv em a gd ol rub oooo yehh
Captain Birdseye by MeAd November 3, 2003

Captain Birdseye 

"Look out here comes Captain Birdseye!"

"Why do you call her Captain Birdseye?"

"Coz she's got fish fingers".

Captain Birdseye 

Captain Birdseye by MeAd November 3, 2003

Captain Birdseye 

Captain Birdseye by Anonymous October 23, 2003

captain birdseye 

someone who doesnt shut up, waffles all the time. comes from birdseye potato waffles's mascot.
see hassle loads
Me: jen allen wrecks my head, she never shuts up.

Friend: yeah shes a captain birdseye for sure!
captain birdseye by red_knickers January 5, 2010

Captain Birdseye'd 

When a woman is fingered by a man with large, rough, fingers.
"Why is Anne walking funny today?"
"She got wasted last night and ended up being Captain Birdseye'd by the old guy down the bar."
"Ouch."
Captain Birdseye'd by Ekomatter November 10, 2007
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