capon

a castrated male chicken

you are a damn capon

by jason October 21, 2003

Capon

1.Something or someone that fails in an epic scale of things.
2.To lose your testicles

1.Ewwww Brian capon!!
2.You caponing now boy!

by anonymouslanguage September 22, 2009

Capon

a gay rooster with no nuts

"im gonna make a capon outta you!"

by Keatz October 7, 2004

capon

/ˈkeɪp(ə)n/
noun
A cock without balls, i.e. unpleasant, annoying, overconfident male who actually has no real courage.

That capon thinks he's the shit, but just punch him in the face and he'll leave you alone.

That damn capon's whipped. His woman won't even let him out for a drink.

by fist of legend April 18, 2011

Capon

A castrated rooster. ie no balls

Me: "Yo man is that your rooster?"

Friend: "Nah homie that's just a capon. Snip snip last night."

Me: "Ahhh yeaa took his swag and his balls."

by BeastlyR April 10, 2013

Capon

CAPON {KAY - PON}: Slang term reference the status of a costumed super hero when in uniform and on duty

Yes Commissioner, Batman's current status is CAPON. He's currently enroute to Arkham to deal with the situation.

by Androlian February 15, 2014

Capon Sun

The ethnic mispronunciation of the portable juice drink "Capri Sun".

Momma! Momma! I dunno wha I finsta do... Anfernee drank up all the Capon Sun! I funna slap his bitchazz...

by Marquis70 August 14, 2011