Capon

1.Something or someone that fails in an epic scale of things.
2.To lose your testicles

1.Ewwww Brian capon!!
2.You caponing now boy!

by anonymouslanguage September 22, 2009

Capon

a gay rooster with no nuts

"im gonna make a capon outta you!"

by Keatz October 7, 2004

Capon

A castrated rooster. ie no balls

Me: "Yo man is that your rooster?"

Friend: "Nah homie that's just a capon. Snip snip last night."

Me: "Ahhh yeaa took his swag and his balls."

by BeastlyR April 10, 2013

Caponer

Getting extremely excited about something nobody cares about.

Dan got a caponer when thinking about the high school football game.

by candapone April 2, 2014

capon

a castrated male chicken

you are a damn capon

by jason October 21, 2003

capone

Reference to Al Capone, famous Chicago gangster. If you're "straight up capone" you're a true gangsta out there on the streets, not one to be fucked with.

"You're straight up capone"

by Pablo Escobar September 4, 2004

caponed

When you are owned by Al Capone or owned in a mob style.

Man that accountant in The Untouchables just got caponed.

by Jake Plewa November 5, 2005