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Always negative, angry, and never likes to see the positive in what life has to offer
Joe is such a Caponi and never sees the cup half full.
Caponi by Mikey Dubbs May 25, 2019
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Caponi Leroni

A weird name to call a sibling if you can’t cuss
“YOU FREAKING CAPONI LERONI!!”
Caponi Leroni by Im_just_a_hoe January 25, 2021

Canonically 

Relating to a canon. The word is mostly used in fan fiction to describe a piece of information as official.
Canonically, the Among Us impostors are an alien species that can shapeshift.
Canonically by Slymeball January 25, 2021

la capone 

A 17 teen-year-old Chicago rapper died in 2013. He is a black disciple he set is 600 and affiliated with 300
LA Capone Team 600 stevedrive
la capone by lil smoke May 17, 2015

Al Capone 

Italian Mastermind who controlled Chicago for the majority of the late 20's and 30's. Kept his friends close and his enemies even closer. The most powerful gangster of all time.
"If you keep gaining power, they're gonna start callin' you Capone"
Al Capone by Salvatore Buffano November 14, 2004

Al Capone 

Al Capone redifined what it meant to be a gangster. During the second half of the 1800's, gangs were run mainly by leaders of a city's immigrant populations. Every immigrant group had a gang in one or more cities. The gang did normal gang stuff -- charge protection money, run brothels -- but they were often supported by the community because the gangs had influence with political figures. Politicians figured things like prostituion would go on anyway, and if it was to happen they would rather it happen in the Italian/Chinese/Jewish/any immigrant part of town than the "good" neighborhoods. So the gangs had a mutual understanding with the politicians, and the members of the community had an understanding with the gangs. Everyone helped everyone. Gangs were not nationally networked or anything like that until prohibition.

When prohibition came around, there was a real chance to make money in illegal activities. Gang leaders were already the wealthiest in their community, but they weren't making nearly as much money as bootlegging potentially could. This is where Al Capone comes in. Everyone was running around trying to make money off illegal alcohol, but Capone was simply the best. He used completely brutal tactics to eliminate his enemies, and his gang existed for the sole purpose of running an illegal business. He had no unspoken deals with politicians or members of the community, except for the ones he made through bribes. Capone was so successful in running his empire that by the middle of prohibition, he was one of the richest men in the country and practically owned Chicago. He singlehandedly created organized crime as we know it in this country. He was also known as Scarface (though he hated the name, and no one said it to his face), and Tony Montana was modeled after him.
Al Capone is the true Original Gangsta.
Al Capone by Eric November 11, 2005
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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