by juicyjay0893 September 17, 2018
The Dandelion King. Also reffered to as: T son, Peters, Skeeters or the big Shmee.
Fancies a nice round of golf and shredding it up on the slopes. Also enjoys spending time after class in the man hole.
Common activities include taking a stroll with a Bud and kickin it with a roll of dro.
Fancies a nice round of golf and shredding it up on the slopes. Also enjoys spending time after class in the man hole.
Common activities include taking a stroll with a Bud and kickin it with a roll of dro.
Cap'n Danders: "Don't pack up, you have homework, page 563 number 1-6"
Kid: "Wtf Shmee, number one goes up to g!!"
"hey wanna hang after school?"
"sorry i cant i have to go talk to the Capn in the man hole"
"did you see that movie this weekend?"
"yeah it was such a Danders movie"
"i started drinkin a beer and then i stopped cause i didnt want to look man-preggers like Ice-T"
"dude, he looks like fuckin Shmee"
Kid: "Wtf Shmee, number one goes up to g!!"
"hey wanna hang after school?"
"sorry i cant i have to go talk to the Capn in the man hole"
"did you see that movie this weekend?"
"yeah it was such a Danders movie"
"i started drinkin a beer and then i stopped cause i didnt want to look man-preggers like Ice-T"
"dude, he looks like fuckin Shmee"
by Dr. Love ;) June 24, 2009
When giving oral sex to a man for a long period of time, your jaw gets tired and you accidentally bite down. You may also do this purposefully if the man "gets kinky"
Jake: Why can't Dave walk?
Jay: Didn't you hear?
Jake: Hear what, man?
Jay: Evidentally he "got kinky" with Laura and she bit his weiner.
Jake: Ouch..Dave got the Cap'n Crunch.
Jay: Didn't you hear?
Jake: Hear what, man?
Jay: Evidentally he "got kinky" with Laura and she bit his weiner.
Jake: Ouch..Dave got the Cap'n Crunch.
by Jackie & Emilie August 4, 2004
This product may contain small amounts of addictive crack cocaine which makes the cock and balls swell and put on their mean faces.
My cerial may be intertwine with sweet sweet home made crack cocain grown by my foster asian children. Foster chinese children:"Crackatize me cap'n, now!!!"
by Cap'n Crack July 6, 2003
He got with that cap'n hook 5 nights ago and fucked her for an unknown amount of time. He said he had a better time than he ever did that ho who he payed dinner for.
by POW right in the kissah April 25, 2010
The entirely most kickass CS dude ever. however, he happens to appear in SOCOM II, UT, and DOD also. He enjoys having intimate conversations with Linz from texas as well as watching Trog Dor burninate the countryside.
by Teh Joo October 18, 2004
Another name for a Screaming Seagull, this is a sexual move in which 2 people have sex on the beach, and the male sticks his penis in the sand and proceeds to have sex with the girl. The result is a painful experience in which the sand makes a crunching noise inside the vagina, hence the name.
We were doing it on the beach, and I decided to get kinky and give her a cap'n crunch. She screamed louder than she did in bloody anal sex.
by Jizzle Lizzle March 17, 2005