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Canyonero 

Massive, overpriced off-road vehicle as endorsed by Krusty the Klown. Landcruisers, Range Rovers and Patrols all fit the bill. Rarely (if ever) taken off-road, but frequently seen dropping the kids off at school.
1. Mark bought a Canyonero, and its a Squirrel squashin' Deer smackin' driving machine.
2. I can no longer afford rent or food, now that Diesel has hit $1.30 a litre.
3. My sister was badly injured at a pedestrian crossing by the bullbar on some dudes Canyonero.
Canyonero by Jason Beale November 20, 2005
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catterole 

cooked Cat casserole,it's what Australians eat for Sunday lunch along with kangaroo's.
The cat meat should be boiled alive,skinned,diced and fried with onions and garlic and served with chutney until it is browned
It is highy recommended that the dish be left to simmer for @ least five hours before eating.
Aussie drongo Bloke: g'day mate, youse coming over for Sunday arvo barbie and catterole to watch the Footy?
Pommy bastard:no thank you,i'm vegetarian,wheres the dunny?
drango:ok Figjam Whinging Greenie Bastard,the cook not too happy,but No worries mate,that's Fair dinkum,BYO (Bring Your Own)Sanger and XXXX tinnies.
catterole by mohair September 11, 2007
n. A weatherman that insists on reporting from hurricaine ground zero, mid-blizzard or at the beach when the tsunami hits. (origin - contraction of Cantore and Moron)
Channel 5 has their Cantoron reporting on Hurricane Katrina from downtown New Orleans!

How many Cantorons does the Weather Channel employ?
Cantoron by JandBinAZ February 21, 2011

CANTAKEROUS 

A grumpy, dry witted old man who values the material possessions acquired throughout their life.
Forrest Fenn, a cantakerous fellow, was bound and determined to take his treasure with him when he passed. So he found a way to do just that!!
CANTAKEROUS by fallingrock June 16, 2018

canooter 

My canooter was sore after a rough night of my lover pounding it hard with his cock.
canooter by madam loves a lot January 24, 2008

canooter valve 

1.)Butthole! Yay!

2.) A huge fart that comes from your ass. (See example)
Did someone just bust thier canooter valve?