Cantelope Breath Share definition Flag When your breath smells like pure shit. Almost like rotten cantelopes being eaten out of a fat fucks sweaty ass. Bobby - "Bro, you have fucking cantelope breath" Lenny - "fuck off" Cantelope Breath by booblips1236 October 29, 2012 0 0 Get merch Get the Cantelope Breath mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch