Cannoli’ing

Sticking your dick in somebody else's dick and ejaculating.

going from pole to pole (two dicks facing each other) to pole (now the two dicks have formed one fat dick)

Bob: Dude Mac totally got caught Cannoli’ing last Friday.

Steven: yeah I hear he had to go to the hospital for that shit

Cannoli’ing by Flatulate June 26, 2021

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Cannoling

When you shove a cannoli in a girl's vagina and the guy has to eat it out

My boyfriend and I tried cannoling and he got to eat me and a cannoli.

Cannoling by CannoliLover69EATME February 6, 2017

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cannolingus

the act of eating a cannoli out of another's anus.

there's nothing better than some cannolingus after eating a bowl of spaghetti and meatballs with my smoking hot girlfriend.

cannolingus by lilbav March 8, 2026

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

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