Cank

U.S Military slang, meaning to cancel summarily

If you don't shape up corporal, I will cank your promotion.

by PJNevada March 24, 2009

CANK

The lovechild of golf and soccer where players (that are blown out of their trees i.e. high) kick a soccer ball to targets as determined by each player. This game is typically played across the entirety of the household premises (indoor, outdoor, in your neighbor’s garden, all’s fair game).

Grab a ball and let’s CANK.

Neymar would be a killer at CANK.

by Corekneelius September 17, 2019

Cank

A woman which is both a cunt and a skank.

Dang look at that rusty ass cank!!!

by Asia kimm December 16, 2011

cank

For purposes of modern slang, the word was originally developed as a combination of the words COCK and CUNT for the radio show "Taste of the Goods." CUNK sounded too much like CUNT for radio. CANK made a better sound for a non gender specific insult involving the genetalia. The final meaning of "cank" is dumb, and doesn't speak (as when arrested), and this stems from old english theives slang. It is also exactly what happens when someone has a cank in their mouth.

I enjoy eating cank.
Don't be such a cank.
I'll bet they have HUGE canks.
My cank should meet your cank.

by Johnson Rice April 17, 2004

cank

a blend of the words WANK and CACK, to mean something is bad, or doesn't look good.

"Tash you need a new bag, your's is ugly.."
Tash replies.."yeah i know, this bag is CANK!"

by Coco/Tash July 1, 2008

Cank

A nonviolent, attractive gang of girls who are sexually active, usually between the ages of 11-18. Also can be used as a reference to something cool.

Carley: "Let's hang with cank."
Allie: "I wish I was a cank."
Nikki: "That ride is cankin'!"
Kim: "We could cank that."

by CankGurl May 30, 2010

cank

amazing, awsome, plump, cool, overflowing with greatness

"Fuck, Greg, did you see that gymnast? That shit was cank!!!!!!!"

"Hell yeah it's my birthday, Roger...just look at that cake, it's fucking cank."

by benbenbenbenben October 10, 2008