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whats in the canister 

I could tell ya but then I'd have to kill ya
As for whats in the canister it's best you don't ask

Calisthenician 

Someone who has become one with the art of calisthenics.
Person 1: hey man, I can't do a single pull up
Person 2: bro, then you're not a true calisthenician

hipster calisthenics 

That time when you have to do lunges, squats, and knee lifts in your skinny jeans to prevent your pants from cutting off circulation to your legs.
"I think the dryer may have shrunk my Dickie's, I'd better do some hipster calisthenics."
(Noun.) Comes from Greek background and means "most beautiful". Calista is a very rare name, and usually is accompanied by a very rare person. Calista will always know how to brighten up your day. Often they will come with blonde or red hair. Outgoing, smart, weird at times, and very creative. But always beautiful inside and out. Their smiles are contagious. Calistas are known for being great kissers, and having a way with words. If you know a Calista, NEVER let her out of your sight.
"Dang she's amazing"

"Is her name Calista?"
"How did you know?!"
Calista by MysterymaxxX30934 January 11, 2014
people who think they are funny when they say the most unoriginal jokes about vegans. Like wtf why do you think you're funny.
"How do you know someone's vegan? Don't worry they'll tell you"
"no one laughed from that Mr. Carnist💀"
carnist by teneab July 22, 2023

Calisthenics 

Strength training based in body control.
"I do calisthenics, I'm a cali-athlete"
"Muscle Ups, Handstands, Planches, L-sit, Human Flags & Levers"
"So strong your workout looks like an optical illusion."