Cane Bay High

also known as Lame Bay. Most of the students are older than the teachers, and no one gives a shit anymore. Don't mention that stupid rock, its a sore spot for them. Whenever cane bay students aren't stealing from the vending machines, they're probably sleeping. if you're lucky, sometimes the B.O. will fade and you'll smell a slight nutty odor emitting from the 200 hallway. no one questions it anymore. Cane bay students often choose to waddle instead of walk, due to the huge egos stuck up their butts.

"Oh my God is that bigfoot?"
"No, that's just the average Cane Bay High student"

by suckersvilleSC October 19, 2021

Cane bay highschool

Cane bay highschool is a newly built location in the small state of South Carolina. Home to the too good for you preps , yee yee fuckers and pregnant girls that are known to go into labor usually during 3rd period. The only redeeming quality about the school is that we have good snacks , but last month they raised the prices of honey buns to $1.50 which increased my hatred towards the school. The teachers at cane bay will pass you no matter the circumstances just to avoid a classroom full of super seniors ( we have those too). Cane bay highschool has the highest level of security, with a fight at every hall and a drug deal in every classroom you can count on the apathetic , overweight security to do their jobs to the least of their ability ( except for Mr.Wright the best teacher at the whole school ). If you’re soon to be a new student and need some tips on fitting in. Just slap a vineyard vines logo onto anything you own and carry around juul pods to hand out to the nicc addicted crackheads that roam the halls. Cake on that mascara and wear a camo hoodie that smells like cat piss and cigarettes and you’re good to go. Welcome to cane bay highschool , and don’t forget to have a great cane bay day ( it’s your choice )

Wtf is that smell??
“ oh that’s the smell of despair leaking from cane bay highschool “

by Greyhound bound December 28, 2018