candy caning

When a woman (or man) snorts a line of cocaine off an erect penis.

While at the club, the strippers were candy caning all night long!

by jack-spratt October 8, 2009

candy caning

the act of driving around during the Christmas season and stealing plastic candy canes from peoples' yards

"Dude I'm so tired. I was out all last night candy caning with friends. My trunk is full."

by chottpocket December 19, 2011

candy cane

When you fuck a girl on her period, pull out, and blow a load of jizz and blood on her face, making it appear as if she is sucking a candy cane.

I gave that bitch a candy cane.

by stoner 511 February 13, 2010

candy cane

its a fucking stick with peppermint stick that people suck.

"hey bro want a stick in your mouth"
"want a candy cane?"

by im a bag of shit December 8, 2019

candy cane

The resulting pattern when a stripper is spinning on the pole and starts to have her period.

Pimp daddy butt nuggets licked the candy cane off the pole at the strip club.

by Dao Tse Mung November 11, 2013

the candy cane

receiving a hand job with peppermint massage oil which is finished by a blow job. you say "candy cane" at the moment of ejaculation as she enjoys the mint flavored load.

she was giving me a handy this morning with this peppermint massage oil. right when I was about to come she started sucking it. afterward she smiled, wiping it off her lips and said "it's minty." that's when it struck me and I coined the term "the candy cane." look for it on urban dictionary later.

by Harold Balzonya March 30, 2015

Candy Cane

A geriatric sexpot.

I'm into necrophilia, but it's sorta illegal. So I unleash my sexuality on candy canes.

by mrmurphy69 December 4, 2020