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cancer paper 

Cancer paper is a supplemental sheet of paper placed inside the cigar to prevent the cigar from disintegrating due to moisture. The paper is made of reconstituted tobacco and is not saturated with cancer-causing agents such as nicotine, as believed by many stoners. Even though the paper is made of tobacco, which can cause cancer, it is not the sole contributor of carcinogenic properties.
Stoner 1: "Aye yo man take out that cancer paper"
Stoner 2: "Thats just a myth bro"
cancer paper by daholymap November 2, 2015
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cancer paper 

Insidious chemical strips grafted into a blunt. Savvy stoners unroll a blunt and tear out the cancer papers which are put in the cigars by the producers to control the burn of their products and also to slowly kill their customers.
When Snoop rolled the blunt, he was careful to peel the cancer paper off of the tip.
cancer paper by Pepper October 17, 2004

Cancer Paper 

Some tobacco rolled in paper. Smoking these cigarettes is a vile habit. It serves no purpose other than to slowly kill the person smoking them.
Wanna catch cancer with me? Let's go take a puff off this cancer paper.
Cancer Paper by EyePoker November 11, 2003

Cancer Paper 

She died from puffin' on too much Cancer Paper.
Cancer Paper by Big D November 12, 2003

cancer paper 

John is trying to quit his bad habit of smoking cancer paper.
cancer paper by m November 13, 2003

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026