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Person 1: How did you get cancer?
Person 2: I watched Jake Paul
by cheesefanatic May 25, 2018
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A person who gets the vaccine and and flaunts it will high end shopping, trips, and parties
Once Lisa got the vax she turned into such a vaxinista
by M. Wolly March 23, 2021
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Logan and Jake Paul, Morgz, and other cunts who make a living abusing themselves and family members, AND clickbaiting 7 year olds into thinking they’re watching p0rn. WE HAVE A CRISIS ON OUR HANDS!!!
Parent: Exactly why does my child have cancer? Doctor: Cancerous YouTubers. Parent: Fuck
by IssacIsALoser May 04, 2019
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"Maybe I'll be Tracer–"
"I'm already Tracer"

"Hit or Miss, I guess they never miss, huh?"

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by excuse me wtf December 26, 2018
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The zodiac sign cancer, the crab, is a water sign. The birthday range for this sign is June 21 - July 22.
Cancers are often associated with being emotional, sensitive, quiet, good behaved, humorous, fun-loving, understading, loving, nurturing, empathetic, a bit awkward, caring, and a bit quirky.

Cancers usually have a hard time coming out of their comfort zone. They are typically very shy at first, but as time goes on and they start opening up to you, you will learn that they are actually very fun-loving and a bit hyper

When it comes to friendships, cancers would rather have a small very close group of friends vs. a large group of friends. Not only are they typically introverted, but cancers value very close friendships and is easier for them to manage them.

Cancers are very sweet and caring in romantic relationships, they are loving, always thinking of the other person, nurturing, understanding, and always wants the best for their significant other.
Cancers can also be very protective and wants to keep the other to themselves, (not in a controlling way) and may even get jealous at times

Usually cancers enjoy a more vanilla relationship, but do not mind being sexual with their s.o. and enjoy those moments as well.

Cancers often hide their feelings. They love there friends and family, but may push them away or lie to them and tell them that they are fine. Usually they will only tell an extremely close friend or a significant other, but it may not come out imidently.
My zodiac sign is cancer.
She seems like a cancer.
by Bear1233 August 14, 2017
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One disease to rule them all. Anything and everything causes cancer nowadays, which is somewhat depressing. There is no true cure for any form of cancer, but there just might be if the human race would stop warring with itself and concentrate on destroying diseases instead.
My God! Jimmy! Stay away from the sun! It causes CANCER! My God! Jimmy! Don't eat that! It causes CANCER! MY God! Jimmy! Don't breathe in school! IT CAUSES CANCER!
by The Smexorcist April 24, 2005
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