Donald Trump, The Paul Brothers, Adriana grande, Kanye West, The Kardashians, Dabbing, fidget spinners, spoiled kids, people who act like sheep, trump supporters, kim jong uns cheeks, justin beiber, most Instagram models, youtube thumbnails with people making excited faces, ignorance, radical feminist, radical vegans, your mom, music constantly sexualized, most of todays sitcoms, most of today's music, entitled people, prank videos involving sexual thumbnails, foosey tube, rice gum, faze banks, global warming doubters, flatearthers, the Confederate flag, shitty used trucks tuned to be loud purposely, dick growing pill ads, cheaters, credit stealers, Nicole Arbour, people wearing pants half down their ass, people wearing sunglasses at night while driving or walking, women who assume eating a placenta has benefits, people chewing when you're concentrating, people who keep sounding the same on American idol, women who flash their beauty to get attention and dont give a fuck about anyone but themselves , women who wear tight clothing but will call the cops when you stare, people who boss you around because you try to be nice, fat women who dont wear bras in public, babies crying in movie theaters and mommy doesnt do jack shit, people who smell, people who think wearing trash bags is a fashion, ads that pop up when ever you click a page, pretty much anything involving humanitys advancements
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by Poopee fingers July 15, 2018
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An illness that is similar to AIDS: far too profitable to cure.
Dr. Jack: My colleagues and I pretend that we do not know how to cure cancer so we can keep our million dollar homes, fancy boats, and BMW's.
by meg323 July 19, 2010
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That video is cancer.
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A disease caused by watching Jake Paul.
Guy 1:Oh dude what happened?Why are you in the hospital.

Guy 2:Don't watch Jake Paul...He gave me cancer
by IDKK_KKK April 2, 2018
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man that YouTuber Jake Paul gave me damn Cancer
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Billy: How did you get cancer?
Larry: I watched Jake Paul.
by TH47 May 1, 2018
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A 13yr old called Jacob Sartorious who thinks he is loved by someone.
Jacob: When you go to sleep that night...

A normal person: Ahhhhhhhhhhh I have cancer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!( the ear type)
by SUN GODE DOGE June 25, 2017
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