Usually something you get from watching Jake Paul's videos. It's something every Jake Paul fans have. I would seek medical attention immediately if you watch one of his videos. Call 911 for emergency.
Person 1: It's everyday bro!
Person 2: Do you have cancer?
by Theurbandic October 30, 2017
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Cancer is a disease that you can get from anything. It sucks! Fortanutely, Caillou is a victim of this plague, which is why US hasn't found a cure..
Dad: Caillou don't go to school! The are there can give U cancer!
Caillou: Ok, if u say so.
Dad: Wait, NRM GO TO SCHOOL YOU ALREADY GOT CANCER AND I DONT WANT YOUR SPOILED ASS IN MY HOUSE! GO GET ADOPTED BY ANOTHER FAMILY AGAIN!
by A Fellow User January 30, 2019
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Cancer is a definition of Fortnite.
Guy 1: Hey!
Guy 2: Sup
Guy 1: I play Fortnite!
Guy 2: we are not friends anymore, you have cancer.
by rmuel14 October 26, 2018
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Donald Trump, The Paul Brothers, Adriana grande, Kanye West, The Kardashians, Dabbing, fidget spinners, spoiled kids, people who act like sheep, trump supporters, kim jong uns cheeks, justin beiber, most Instagram models, youtube thumbnails with people making excited faces, ignorance, radical feminist, radical vegans, your mom, music constantly sexualized, most of todays sitcoms, most of today's music, entitled people, prank videos involving sexual thumbnails, foosey tube, rice gum, faze banks, global warming doubters, flatearthers, the Confederate flag, shitty used trucks tuned to be loud purposely, dick growing pill ads, cheaters, credit stealers, Nicole Arbour, people wearing pants half down their ass, people wearing sunglasses at night while driving or walking, women who assume eating a placenta has benefits, people chewing when you're concentrating, people who keep sounding the same on American idol, women who flash their beauty to get attention and dont give a fuck about anyone but themselves , women who wear tight clothing but will call the cops when you stare, people who boss you around because you try to be nice, fat women who dont wear bras in public, babies crying in movie theaters and mommy doesnt do jack shit, people who smell, people who think wearing trash bags is a fashion, ads that pop up when ever you click a page, pretty much anything involving humanitys advancements
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by Poopee fingers July 15, 2018
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