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Cancer is what things like smoking, exposure to radiation, genetically enhanced food, and furbies cause.
Doctor:Well Mr. Smith, you have stomach cancer and you have 3 months to live, you have no money, your house has been reposessed, your children sent to work in a sweat shop in thailand for 3 cents an hour making Nike's, and your wife has no where to go and will most likely die due to starvation, but I do have some good news.

You:..............

Doctor: I just saved money on car insurance by switching to Geico.
by Expatriot September 03, 2004
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A disease caused by everything.
Bob got cancer from breathing, maybe we should stop so we don't get cancer!
by Matt March 26, 2005
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4th Astrological sign for people born between June 22-July 21.
by Gwen Stefani Grrl October 06, 2003
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Term for White People; Cancer causes the face to become white, and the blood to drain away.
Person on Xbox: "you deserve to get hung from a tree, n****r".
Response from other person: "shut your ignorant, racist ass the fuck up. You ain't nothing but a white Cancer".
by IBTAL November 12, 2019
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Caillou: Mommy, why don't I have hair?
Mom: You have cancer, YEET!
by Cheetos_017 March 12, 2019
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Cancer is a disease that you can get from anything. It sucks! Fortanutely, Caillou is a victim of this plague, which is why US hasn't found a cure..
Dad: Caillou don't go to school! The are there can give U cancer!
Caillou: Ok, if u say so.
Dad: Wait, NRM GO TO SCHOOL YOU ALREADY GOT CANCER AND I DONT WANT YOUR SPOILED ASS IN MY HOUSE! GO GET ADOPTED BY ANOTHER FAMILY AGAIN!
by A Fellow User January 30, 2019
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