Canadian Breakfast

Having a sexual Encounter with a male with only one nut.

"How was sex with Lance, last night"
" Oh pretty good, for a Canadian Breakfast."

by SydSydSyd April 28, 2010

Canadian Breakfast

Having a Tim Horton’s medium double double with a joint first thing in the morning.

Hey bud is that Canadian Breakfast you got there? What a beauty eh

by BnSDemon March 5, 2023

canadian breakfast

The act of vomiting in your mouth and swallowing it back down.

I got so sick last night I ended up eating a Canadian breakfast

by Matt Loves Chicken December 9, 2008

Canadian Breakfast

When a Canadian man eats a sausage out of a woman's vagina.

Last night was great me and Trace did a canadian breakfast.

by ANONOMOUS #69 March 18, 2011

Canadian Breakfast

Filling a moose's anus with natural yoghurt and slurping it out with a straw.

Widely regarded as the most nauseating sexual fetish ever devised.

"Amanda and I went on our third date last night, and boy, we did it all. Just before dawn, we even shared a full Canadian Breakfast."

by TheMaskedAvenger-eh August 17, 2012

Canadian Breakfast

A Canadian Breakfast is when a subject performs a handstand, and a full beer bottle is placed in the anus of the individual until the beer is fully consumed. The only stipulation is that the beer must be made in Canada (preferably Labatt Blue).

- "Ouch! My butt hurts!"
- "It should. You had a Canadian Breakfast last night.

by JConCrew February 22, 2011

Canadian Breakfast

When you wrap bacon around your penis and pour maple syrup on it and a broad sucks you off

Vinny; When i went to Canada for the first time i had some broad give me a Canadian Breakfast

Joe: Thats the most canadian thing i heard all day

by Tarvish June 12, 2020