Cancer 

Jake Paul

Person 1: How did you get cancer?
Person 2: I watched Jake Paul

Cancer by cheesefanatic June 9, 2018

Cancer 

Logan and Jake Paul, Morgz, and other cunts who make a living abusing themselves and family members, AND clickbaiting 7 year olds into thinking they’re watching p0rn. WE HAVE A CRISIS ON OUR HANDS!!!

Parent: Exactly why does my child have cancer? Doctor: Cancerous YouTubers. Parent: Fuck

Cancer by IssacIsALoser May 4, 2019

Cancer 

Tik Tok.

"Maybe I'll be Tracer–"
"I'm already Tracer"

"Hit or Miss, I guess they never miss, huh?"

Synonyms for Tik Tok:
cancer, cancer, cancer, cancer, cancer, cancer, cancer, cancer, cancer, cancer,
cancer, cancer, cancer, cancer, cancer, cancer, cancer, cancer, cancer, cancer.

Cancer by excuse me wtf December 26, 2018

Cancer 

A cruel, heartless, monstrous, uncaring disease that doesn't discriminate when choosing a victim. A disease that brings anguish and heartbreak to people and families who don't deserve it, and is known to cruelly take away those that people love and care about. Those who have and battle cancer are among the bravest individuals on the planet, and they should be considered heroes for the sheer amount of courage and intestinal fortitude they display.

My friend was diagnosed with cancer recently, I'm praying that he'll be able to beat it

Cancer by Metallicajunkie October 4, 2018

cancer 

A disease lacking a sense of humor.

Damn, Cancer, you really killed that dude.

cancer by Anonymous May 18, 2003

Cancer 

Besides the obvious, a term to describe something unliked.

Hey you like Fortnite?

Naw, that game is Cancer

Cancer by Small Xanax May 21, 2018

cancer 

One disease to rule them all. Anything and everything causes cancer nowadays, which is somewhat depressing. There is no true cure for any form of cancer, but there just might be if the human race would stop warring with itself and concentrate on destroying diseases instead.

My God! Jimmy! Stay away from the sun! It causes CANCER! My God! Jimmy! Don't eat that! It causes CANCER! MY God! Jimmy! Don't breathe in school! IT CAUSES CANCER!

cancer by The Smexorcist April 24, 2005