Campion Ass 

An ass coated with the frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex.

Man, what a night. I think the football team pulled a train on me, I have campion ass.

Campion Ass by antonymus August 4, 2012

bitch ass champion 

someone who claims to be a champion, but everyone knows that he is just a bitch

Jvon claims to be a champion, but he's really a bitch ass champion because he sucks at life.

bitch ass champion by TDUB11 December 10, 2008

ass champion 

somone who hold dominance over all asses and ass activities
(refer to ass master)

frank is such an ass champion

ass champion by not an ass champ June 9, 2007

ass champion 

One who excels in mimicking the attributes or qualities of an asshole.

Had I wanted to hear a bunch of shit, I would have squatted myself. Get the fuck out of here, ass champion.

ass champion by SvenTwelve May 23, 2008

ass fucking champion 

When your so good at ass fucking your considered a champion

steves so good at ass fucking my sphincter is sore, hes an ass fucking champion

ass fucking champion by Poepholl Pilot March 25, 2019

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020