Camo Cough 

what is done to cover the loud splashing of a "watermelon" in the restroom

He lost total control of his bowels an hoped the camo cough would hide the distructive noise

Camo Cough by turd burglar October 22, 2003

Camo cough 

To let out a concealing cough in order to hide the sound of blowing ass.

(Huge Shart Sound) Dude, how bout a camo cough, no one needs to hear that!

Camo cough by FinVader June 20, 2008