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Carlin's Law 

“Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.”

― George Carlin
You are an average person, be happy, according to Carlin's Law, it could be much worse!
Carlin's Law by ruralnoob May 5, 2021

Carlin's Cleaver 

Clarity-providing principle, similar to how Occam’s razor is a problem-solving principle, used to illuminate the pervasiveness of a given trait or characteristic in a given population.

The name is in reference to George Carlin who 1st applied the principle to stupidity, in his stand-up comedy. “Think of how stupid the average person is; and then realize, half of them are stupider than that.”
Michael couldn’t believe Laimbeer could be that petty, until he applied Carlin's Cleaver and remembered how it’s not necessarily that out of the ordinary.

Christopher was stressed over the number of inconsistency’s in religious dogma until Carlin's Cleaver put his mind at ease and he never expected uniformity, again.
Carlin's Cleaver by Vitalogist August 5, 2020

That's campin' 

A phrase used as an excuse for acting like a jackass while drunk and camping. Can also be used in any other camping situation.
Person 1: Wow, person 2, remember last night when you shotgunned those 5 beers in a row, fell down on your face and slept in the forest during a thunderstorm?

Person 2: Not really, but that's campin'

Callin’ it spades 

Straight up,
Blunt
straightforward

No bs
Bro,
I’m callin’ it spades

I really like her.
Callin’ it spades by lucy camenia September 6, 2023

Shot Callin' 

Someone who has the final say- they call the shots.
My mamma be shot callin', so I gotta be home early tonight.

See that guy over there? He's ballin, shot callin'.
Shot Callin' by Thats-Doubled August 31, 2013

so campin 

a retarded saying that doorwipe, white trash, and stoner hippie said when they were in school in 7th grade bcuz they were going campin. they did go campin but then stoner hippies dad said that it was gonnna rain so they had to stop campin after a day. sad face.
doorwipe: so campin

stoner hippie: O YA MAN

white trash: O YA MAN BY FAR
so campin by demonrocks January 7, 2012
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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