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Carlin's Law 

“Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.”

George Carlin
You are an average person, be happy, according to Carlin's Law, it could be much worse!
Carlin's Law by ruralnoob May 5, 2021

Carlin's Cleaver 

Clarity-providing principle, similar to how Occam’s razor is a problem-solving principle, used to illuminate the pervasiveness of a given trait or characteristic in a given population.

The name is in reference to George Carlin who 1st applied the principle to stupidity, in his stand-up comedy. “Think of how stupid the average person is; and then realize, half of them are stupider than that.”
Michael couldn’t believe Laimbeer could be that petty, until he applied Carlin's Cleaver and remembered how it’s not necessarily that out of the ordinary.

Christopher was stressed over the number of inconsistency’s in religious dogma until Carlin's Cleaver put his mind at ease and he never expected uniformity, again.
Carlin's Cleaver by Vitalogist August 5, 2020

That's campin' 

A phrase used as an excuse for acting like a jackass while drunk and camping. Can also be used in any other camping situation.
Person 1: Wow, person 2, remember last night when you shotgunned those 5 beers in a row, fell down on your face and slept in the forest during a thunderstorm?

Person 2: Not really, but that's campin'

Callin’ it spades 

Bro,
I’m callin’ it spades

I really like her.
Callin’ it spades by lucy camenia September 6, 2023

Shot Callin' 

Someone who has the final say- they call the shots.
My mamma be shot callin', so I gotta be home early tonight.

See that guy over there? He's ballin, shot callin'.
Shot Callin' by Thats-Doubled August 31, 2013

so campin 

a retarded saying that doorwipe, white trash, and stoner hippie said when they were in school in 7th grade bcuz they were going campin. they did go campin but then stoner hippies dad said that it was gonnna rain so they had to stop campin after a day. sad face.
doorwipe: so campin

stoner hippie: O YA MAN

white trash: O YA MAN BY FAR
so campin by demonrocks January 7, 2012