Cambridge Dictionary 

A dictionary is traditional but is becoming more like the urban dictionary when the British council cannot handle the misuse of their so-called "words." Many people think that they are taking the lead in defining words, but more and more of the words used on the internet are becoming their definitions.

3yrs old: "Mom, a dude just called me a noob in Fortnite!, can you look it up in the Cambridge dictionary?"
Milf: "Is it the word that the neighbor's kids have been calling me on the chat? I'm pretty sure they don't have it."
3yr old: "But it says here that i'm someone who just started playing Fortnite, but i have played it for 2 years!!"

Cambridge Dictionary by Constelation Wild Horny Dog July 10, 2021

Cambridge Dictionary 

The dictionary used by the most idiotic people. Also known as the antonym of Urban Dictionary

guy1: yo bruh, memorized the entire cambridge dictionary
guy2: fuckin' unintellectuals

Cambridge Dictionary by deathcop4000 May 17, 2018

cambridge dictionary 

flopass dictionary, outsold by Urban Dictionary

person 1: "What dictionary do you use?"
person 2: "I use Urban Dictionary aka the best dictionary... Cambridge Dictionary outflopped!"

cambridge dictionary by countcontessa January 25, 2022