Calvaryer 

A term that used to be associated to a very cunning and manipulative individual.

Not a lot of known about this individual. The individual was commonly seen in neon pink clothing, as they strived to be at the center of attention at all time, especially in a time where clothing like that hasn't been seen before. It has been rumored that this individual is the sole reason as to why the human eye can even perceive said color, that theory could never be confirmed, though it also can't be denied.

Calvaryer is one of the first psychopaths ever recorded to exist, and due to Calvaryers generally extremely attractive image, as well as their high intellect they could achieve anything they set their beautiful brain on.

Their most notable achievement having created the whole concept of politics. Yes, all politic parties stem from Calvaryers unfathomable brain capacity which would make even Tesla and Einstein jealous.

Please, oh Calvaryer, free us from the violence which is thriving in humanity.

Calvaryer by The Defiler of worlds February 13, 2022

Calvary Baptist School 

A cage of misery and despair located in Lansdale, PA.
A cesspool of conservative, fundamentalist, self-righteous, ignorant assholes.

North Penn Kid: Hey, you go to Calvary, right?

Calvary Baptist School Kid: Please don't talk to me, you are of the world, and they tell me world is evil! You believe in EVILution and believe monkeys "evolved" into man over BILLIONS of years. Monkeys can't even live a billion years! How come we cant speak monkey? If we did evolve from monkeys then how come babies aren't born monkeys? I am 100% pro-life, unless we're talking about capital punishment, in which case I am 100% pro-death! If u have sex before marriage then in God's eyes u are married to that person. If a man rapes a woman, in Gods eyes they are married, it sucks for the girl but what can we do lol! There are NO exceptions to abortion whatsoever. It is God's will that the woman was impregnated, and therefore she must birth the child! If she was in fact raped, she must play the hand that was dealt to her, accept it as God's Will, and raise the interracial baby as her own. A woman wants to abort a rape child? She should have thought of that before she walked down that dark alley without a male present, not to mention she should have thought before putting on revealing attire. In the real world homosexuals (especially males) are generally predatory perverts who wouldn't think twice about bedding a 14 yo boy. You want to think that "Will and Grace" is a realistic picture of homosexuality. You're wrong. It doesn't show the incredibly widespread depression, drug use, disease and utter depravity of the homosexual fetish community....blah blah blah bullshit bullshit...

North Penn Kid: I'll take that as a yes...

Calvary Baptist School by Dave Hanes April 14, 2008

Calvary

Calvary or Golgotha (English pronunciation: /ˈɡɒlɡəθə/) was the site, outside of ancient Jerusalem’s early first century walls, at which the crucifixion of Jesus occurred. Calvary and Golgotha are the English names for the site used in Western Christianity.1
Golgotha is the Greek transcription given by the New Testament, of an Aramaic title, which has traditionally been presumed to be Gûlgaltâ (but see below for an alternative); the Bible glosses it as place of the skull — Κρανίου Τόπος (Kraniou Topos) in Greek, and Calvariae Locus in Latin, from which we get Calvary.
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Calvary by urbandictonarylover29842 November 9, 2012

Calvary

The hill where Jesus was crucified...and took on all the sin of the world...

Thank God for Calvary...

Calvary by Chadd Bryant August 6, 2004

calvary christian college townsville 

many homosexuals in a homophobic school 😍 most kids are stuck up barbies or bogans along with the alt kids and kids with zero style what so ever. the religion gets forced down everyone’s throats to the point of hatred towards every staff member.

calvary christian college townsville is fucking dumb ☺️☺️

calvary christian college townsville by christian69420 March 12, 2021

bear calvary

A calvary composed of bears, which cannot be beaten.

If confronted, be prepared for rapage.

Person 1: Look at all those bears coming towards us!
Person 2: Dear God... it's the bear calvary.
Person 3: OSHI-

bear calvary by BrettyB May 10, 2008

Calvary

The definition of hotness, attractiveness, coolness, and awesomeness. Every hot girl chases after him, but he will only go after girls that are both beautiful and with a deep heart and kindness and personality. :D The best friend to anyone who is a good, cool person to hang around. Also, he happens to be an ultraconservative evangelical Christian (hence his name], but that doesn't mean that Jesus is all he talks about. That's a common misconception about Christians. All around a cool, great guy.

Hot Girl/Girlfriend: Oh, did you hear about Calvary?

Boy/Boyfriend: Wat? Huh? Calvary... Oh, I think I've heard of that. Isn't that like the hill where Christ was crucified upon? I saw a Church while driving here.

Hot Girl/Girlfriend: Well, yeah I guess, but it's also this dude I know. He's like, sooooooooo hot.

Boy/Boyfriend: OOOOH Really, well if you like him so much, why don't you just break up with me?

Hot Girl/Girlfriend: Fine! We're through. I'll go date him now.

Calvary by guesswho316 September 29, 2012