Caltrans 

A clogged toilet, backed up, can not pass.

This is Caltrans, I've been stuck here for hours.

Caltrans by DigitalExpl0it May 13, 2010

Caltrans worker 

The laziest of people, get paid by the hour to stand around while one guy digs a hole. They soak up more of the California state budget and work slower than molasses.

Steve the caltrans worker and 12 of his friends get paid 30$ a hour to watch Pedro dig a hole.

Caltrans worker by The Republic of California November 2, 2011

Caltransing 

Sitting around, wasting time and doing nothing. Derived from the fact that Caltrans (California's department of transportation) construction projects take much longer than expected, go over budget, and cause needless congestion.

Joe: *sitting in his office chair and doing nothing"
Steve: Why aren't you working on our group project? Stop Caltransing

Joe: I'm recovering from my 45 minute commute. It was 20 minutes before Caltrans started their stupid freeway widening project.

Caltransing by Four Loko Frat Guy June 16, 2023