The laziest of people, get paid by the hour to stand around while one guy digs a hole. They soak up more of the California state budget and work slower than molasses.
Steve the caltrans worker and 12 of his friends get paid 30$ a hour to watchPedro dig a hole.
Sitting around, wasting time and doing nothing. Derived from the fact that Caltrans (California's department of transportation) construction projects take much longer than expected, go over budget, and cause needless congestion.
Joe: *sitting in his office chair and doing nothing"
Steve: Why aren't you working on our group project? Stop Caltransing
Joe: I'm recovering from my 45 minute commute. It was 20 minutes before Caltrans started their stupid freeway widening project.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"