This can include having cyber, phone, or any other type of sex you can think of while neglecting to do your real homework with your parents in the same household.
Can also be used when a nerd if jerking off, stroking the sea bass, or beating his meat.
Can also be used when a nerd if jerking off, stroking the sea bass, or beating his meat.
by Bevo February 15, 2005
by The Scottish Muffinman November 26, 2009
Unexpected or surprising examples, interesting problems, and clever proofs on calculus that are often counterintuitive or paradoxical—the oddities that most math students are seldom exposed to during their calculus lessons.
Be it a continuous function whose graph possesses a tangent at no point, or a continuous function that has infinitely many maxima and minima on a finite interval, or a shape that has finite area but infinite perimeter, these examples of out-of-bounds calculus seldom fail to trigger an aha! reaction among math geeks.
by Covido August 24, 2022
An advanced placement (AP) Calculus course taken in high school. This course features one semester of college level Calculus, while the next level available in highschool (Calculus BC) features 2 semesters of Calculus 1. Calculus AB is considered a simpler, less in-depth version of Calculus BC.
"Are you taking AP calculus BC next year?"
"No I decided to take AP calculus AB because I don't think I'm up to the challenge."
"No I decided to take AP calculus AB because I don't think I'm up to the challenge."
by Bakayaro Konoyaro November 18, 2013
A clean way of saying "masturbating". Normally people will leave the invoker alone, because calculus demands concentration, creating the ultimate situation of aloneness.
by taylurrrrr March 30, 2007
An advanced placement (AP) Calculus course taken in high school. This course features two semesters of college level Calculus, while the previous level available in highschool (Calculus AB) features 1 semester of Calculus 1. Calculus AB is considered a simpler, less in-depth version of Calculus BC.
"Are you taking AP calculus AB next year?"
"No I decided to take AP calculus BC because I want a challenge."
"No I decided to take AP calculus BC because I want a challenge."
by Bakayaro Konoyaro November 18, 2013
A phrase used to describe an extremely difficult task or how hard an object is. The inference is that calculus is difficult by itself and in Chinese, a seemly nonsense language compared to English, it is extremely hard. Etymology: Midwest slang.
That girl is so hot, she makes my dick harder than Chinese calculus.
My grandpa said "trying to program my VCR is harder than Chinese calculus."
My grandpa said "trying to program my VCR is harder than Chinese calculus."
by Chris4444 January 9, 2012