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swiss cake roll 

pour chocolate syrup on your girlfriends tits, titty fuck her. Before you climax, make her suck the chocolate syrup off of your dick and cum in her mouth, aka the cream filling.
You've never had a swiss cake roll until your bf turns into the hostess factory!
swiss cake roll by AL93 November 4, 2007

swiss cake roll 

a disgustingly vile way to piss off or gross out someone you really don't care for. after performing the turd dry dock unroll the toilet paper without tearing it off, wipe your ass, and then roll it back up. it leaves the white and brown swirled appearance of the delicious swiss cake roll!
mike- hey ken, did you leave the work party early?
ken- had too...that guy everyone hates was being a douche bag, AGAIN! so, i wanted to get in his brand new head before the urine creep got severe and leave a turd dry dock with a swiss cake roll for dessert.
mike-man, you are DARK! but, i love it!
ken-see ya in the lab.
swiss cake roll by dark korner October 3, 2016

Swiss Cake Roll 

Covering of your penis in fecal matter and having same or opposite sex suck you off.
James asked jenny to try his swiss cake roll.
Swiss Cake Roll by Dan Lisk January 3, 2006

Kentucky Swiss Cake Roll

When a male defecates then ejaculates whilst the cylindrical fecal matter is descending into the toilet and the semen enters the fecal matter with such force it serves as a filling.
Randy needs a towel he just made a Kentucky Swiss Cake Roll.

Swiss Cake Roll 

When you take a fat shit and then fuck the shit, cum inside of it, then feed it to your partner.
Oh my God! Have you and your boyfriend ever done the Swiss Cake Roll?
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
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