a disgustingly vile way to piss off or gross out someone you really
don't care for. after performing the turd dry dock unroll the toilet
paper without tearing it off, wipe your ass, and then roll it back up. it leaves the white and
brown swirled appearance of the delicious swiss cake roll!
mike- hey ken, did you leave the work
party early?
ken- had too...that
guy everyone hates was being a douche bag, AGAIN! so, i wanted to get in his brand new head before the urine
creep got severe and leave a turd dry dock with a swiss cake roll for dessert.
mike-man, you are DARK! but, i love it!
ken-see ya in the lab.