Cakehammer

A large, veiny tool used for hammering Cake.

"Last night we were knocking boots, and I broke that bitch's back with my Cakehammer

by Licquor86 March 14, 2010

jakehammer

When you plow a hoochie extremely hard in a rough aggressive fashion, repeatedly and fast.....The key also lies in making sure the hoochie walks funny for a few days after...Usually executed by someone named jake.

Hey baby , im sorry your legs hurt, thats what happens when you get the jakehammer.....

ex.2 Kyle: Hey Jake why is your hoochie walkin funny?

Jake: Gave her the Jakehammer, you know how it is, the jakehammer always rocks their world.....

Peter: Rock and Roll
Dylan: Simpson Road

by jake420123 January 5, 2008

Cake Hammer

A raging veiny tool used purely for the purpose of pounding cakes.

"We were knockin' boots and I broke that bitch's back with my cake hammer"

by MC Plan B April 17, 2007